Ciao.
So, you want to know more about me?
Well then, bastardo, my name is
Lovino Vargas, the
Southern part of Italy, but most people just call me
Romano.
Which is what you should call me, got it?
I won't answer to any stupid nickname you might give me,
got that Spain? You jerk.
So, don't even try to think of something, it's a waste of time.
I have a fratello,
Feliciano. He's the
Northern part of Italy.
If you do anything to hurt him, I will send the mafia after you,
got that you Potato Bastard?
But it's not like I care about him or anything.
I hate everyone and everything - except Italian fashion, guns,
being complimented, tomatoes, siestas,
listening to Spain play his guitar, pasta and
my fratello.
I especially hate that Potato Bastardo that my brother clings to all the time,
and that pervert France. Cheh!
[[Most pictures won't be drawn/made by me.]]