So, you want to know more about me?
Well then, bastardo, my name is Lovino Vargas
, the Southern part of Italy
, but most people just call me Romano
Which is what you should call me, got it?
I won't answer to any stupid nickname you might give me,
got that Spain? You jerk.
So, don't even try to think of something, it's a waste of time.
I have a fratello, Feliciano
. He's the Northern part of Italy
If you do anything to hurt him, I will send the mafia after you,
got that you Potato Bastard?
But it's not like I care about him or anything.
I hate everyone and everything - except Italian fashion, guns,
, tomatoes, siestas,
listening to Spain play his guitar
, pasta and
I especially hate that Potato Bastardo that my brother clings to all the time,
and that pervert France. Cheh!
[[Most pictures won't be drawn/made by me.]]